The Wallmaxxing Performance Kit.
Premium gear for elite wall starers. Every piece is engineered to do exactly one thing — nothing — to the same standard as the wall itself.
The complete kit
Everything you need to do nothing.
Nine pieces of field equipment — the entire series, issued together. Buy the kit and you're outfitted from socks to shades to a wall of your own, for less than the full price of the parts.
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Team Zero Hoodie
Focus. Heavyweight Tee
Do Nothing. Tee
The Eggshell Issue Tee
The Wallmaxxers
The Elite Performance Chair
Do Nothing. Socks
Focus. Socks
Competition-Grade Drywall
Field Issue · 01
Buy à la carte
The Equipment.
All field-tested against a wall
9
pieces of issued
field equipment
field equipment
0
moving parts,
by design
by design
∞
years of stillness
warrantied
warrantied
2027
estimated arrival of
the heated cushion
the heated cushion
Built to the wall's standard.
Tested by going nowhere.
Free returns within 30 days